Smash your piggie banks!
Get together a consortium of facebook friends!
Enlist the considerable assets of the world’s largest creditors!
This is your chance to own History!
I have to say that I’ve got a bad feeling about this. It’s one thing to sell the bow railing that Leo DiCaprio stood against with arms outstretched, North Atlantic wind whipping his golden locks. But it’s a whole ‘nother thing to put up for auction the little old ladies’ broaches and the watch fobs of the men well-enough off to have had a watch. I think I now have a better idea of what the world’s indigenous people must feel when archaeologists invade sacred precincts or disturb or desecrate their ancestors’ remains.
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RMS Titanic, Inc., a division of Premier Exhibitions, Inc., is selling the lot! All of it. Locket, stock certificates and old barrels of smelly ale. The H.M.S. Titanic! Read this article. It’ll take your breath away. Twelve expeditions to the wreck to gather data and booty. Months of video. A nice round 5,000 artifacts, from the mundane to the magnificent. The promise to give it a good home in perpetuity! Possibly even the stewardship of the wreck itself. Who or What in this world could possibly afford what will likely be the (vrais) auction to end all auctions–the MOTHER of all bidding wars? The People’s Republic of China, perhaps?
See for yourself. It’s all there in the WSJ.
If you’re interested in making a bid, you’ll need the following information.
Prospective auction bidders must be pre-qualified and agree to comply with all covenants and conditions attached to the collection. Those wishing further details should contact Guernsey’s, the auction house selected by RMS Titanic, Inc. and Premier Exhibitions for this unprecedented offering, at [+1] 212-794-2280.