Newly discovered hand[soap]-axe

Sure enough, another hand[soap]-axe has been discovered! The second of these beautiful implements has lately come to light, in this case raking morning sunlight. The palaeoanthropological community knows just what to make of it, too. As with it’s lithic counterparts, this must surely have been purposefully shaped by the hominid that resides with us here at Subversive Archaeologist world headquarters.

Yet, unlike the earlier discovery, pictured above, at left, this specimen is an exquisite ovoid. The ovoid is double-convex, like the first. Moreover the angle formed at the margins is identical to that of the elongated leaf-shaped original discovery? To the right in this photo is the form of raw material that occurs naturally in the vicinity. Given the clearly different outline, this latest hand[soap]-axe, assigned the label H[S]A-2 was likely used for a different function than that of H[S]A-1. Or, conversely, if there turns out to have been a temporal discontinuity between the two, it’s quite possible that the two performed the same function, but in different cultural systems. Either way, there’s no denying that the hominid soap shapers carried out an almost unbelievably complex series of attritional episodes (colloquially known as washing) in arriving at these forms. No other explanation could possibly exist for the existence of these nearly perfectly shaped pieces.
     This ‘industry’ rivals the Levallois technique for its sheer virtuosity. 

I knew it!

I couldn’t resist! From the MailOnline comes this affirmation of my scientific intuition [if that’s not an unforgivable oxymoron]. This ain’t the first time science has opined on the benefits of moderate ethanol intake. However, as far as I’m concerned, this is the only one you need to pay attention to! [Pay no attention to the sub-headline, which is obviously the work of a rigorously intemperate editorial assistant.]

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 If I had to guess, by the look on the model’s face that’s actually glass #3. And, from experience, despite the science underpinning this claim, most archaeologists I know don’t appreciate the benefits of moderate ethanol intake. Feel free to interpret that loaded phrase in any way you choose!
     Later, dude.

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